Decided to try these guys for the VOIP landline: http://www.voipo.com/
Went with these guys for alarm: http://www.smiththompson.com/
They use cellular monitoring, the extra fee for the equipment was marginal versus the $35/mo+ we were paying previously for our landline.
In late-breaking news we are learning that Houston dad reportedly said meat put demon he tried to beat out of son
FYI, Micron's name is Jason